Perihal Mesin Basuh...
Salam Semua...
Sementara aku ade benda nak update nanti, korang layan la cerita pendek ni dulu laa...
Aku nak koma jugak laa...Bulih???
Sebuah kisah simple yang mewarnai isi rumah tangga mereka yang berkeluarga, ye ke??
Jangan tanya aku, sebab akumungkin tatau...
Hanya mereka dan pasangan mereka sahaja yang tahu...
Bulih???
Mungkin korang pernah terbaca kisah ni...
Kalau dah, buat2 la belum ye...haha...
Husband :
Sayang, bila mak bapak yang ada sini, kalau kita nak "BENDA" tu,abang nanti kata,
jadi yang fahamlah yang malam tu abang nak "BENDA" tu ...
Wife :
OK-lah bang .
So, the "basuh kain" thing worked out fine .. one day they had a misunderstanding and they were not on speaking terms and to make things worse the in laws came for another stay. After a day or two, the husband wanted to have the "thing"
so he called his son and said :-
Husband :
Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena basuh kain
And so, atan went to the mother and said:-
Atan :
Mak, mak ... abah kata malam ni mak kena basuh kain .........
Wife :
Pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata
So, Atan went and told his father .. he was frustrated but he waited.
The inlaws were still around and after a few days, he had the urged
again, so he sent his son again with the same message...
Husband :
Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena basuh kain, dah banyak dok simpan.
And so atan went and came back to his father with this answer :-
Atan :
Mak kata, abah hang ni tak faham ka....
simpanlah dulu...
Then the inlaws went back, and thinking that they already had a long fight and she also had the urge to have the "thing", the mother sent the son to the father :-
Wife :
Atan, pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata
So, Atan went and told his father ....
and he went back to his mother with his father's reply:-
Husband :
Hang pi habak kat mak hang .. bapak kata tak payahlah nak basuh kain malam ni..
Sebenar ade banyak lagi article yg best2 dalam side-blog aku...Aku dah buat lame dah...Cume orang tak maklum je...
Aku pun ade gak side blog, ckLah pun baru je buat side-blog baru...kan???
Kalau berminat, bulih klik link ni, atau pi address nih...
Sementara aku ade benda nak update nanti, korang layan la cerita pendek ni dulu laa...
Aku nak koma jugak laa...Bulih???
Sebuah kisah simple yang mewarnai isi rumah tangga mereka yang berkeluarga, ye ke??
Jangan tanya aku, sebab aku
Hanya mereka dan pasangan mereka sahaja yang tahu...
Bulih???
Mungkin korang pernah terbaca kisah ni...
Kalau dah, buat2 la belum ye...haha...
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Husband :
Sayang, bila mak bapak yang ada sini, kalau kita nak "BENDA" tu,abang nanti kata,
malam ni kena basuh kain tau..
jadi yang fahamlah yang malam tu abang nak "BENDA" tu ...
Wife :
OK-lah bang .
So, the "basuh kain" thing worked out fine .. one day they had a misunderstanding and they were not on speaking terms and to make things worse the in laws came for another stay. After a day or two, the husband wanted to have the "thing"
so he called his son and said :-
Husband :
Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena basuh kain
And so, atan went to the mother and said:-
Atan :
Mak, mak ... abah kata malam ni mak kena basuh kain .........
Wife :
Pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata
WASHING MACHINE ROSAK..
So, Atan went and told his father .. he was frustrated but he waited.
The inlaws were still around and after a few days, he had the urged
again, so he sent his son again with the same message...
Husband :
Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena basuh kain, dah banyak dok simpan.
And so atan went and came back to his father with this answer :-
Atan :
Mak kata, abah hang ni tak faham ka....
WASHING MACHINE DOK ROSAK LAGI...
simpanlah dulu...
Then the inlaws went back, and thinking that they already had a long fight and she also had the urge to have the "thing", the mother sent the son to the father :-
Wife :
Atan, pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata
WASHING MACHINE DAH BAIKmalam ni boleh basuh kain..
So, Atan went and told his father ....
and he went back to his mother with his father's reply:-
Husband :
Hang pi habak kat mak hang .. bapak kata tak payahlah nak basuh kain malam ni..
BAPAK DAH BASUH DENGAN TANGAN!!!!!
END
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Sebenar ade banyak lagi article yg best2 dalam side-blog aku...Aku dah buat lame dah...Cume orang tak maklum je...
Aku pun ade gak side blog, ckLah pun baru je buat side-blog baru...kan???
Kalau berminat, bulih klik link ni, atau pi address nih...
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KNizam
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juelee
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arsaili
ReplyDeletehuhu...
ringan2 je nih...haha
yOnnA
jgn mati dulu yonna....
Mr. Azman @ Kreuger
ko pakai morse code...
isyarat lampu bilik tidur ke...
ko on-off lampu bilik...bulih?? hahaha
erk..tak de kena mengena dgn pic kt blog kak jie tu ye..hahahaha
ReplyDeleteKujie
ReplyDeletehaah, ye laa...what a coincidence...
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ReplyDeleteHAHAHAA
basuh pakai tgn??
AHAHA
demit
HAHA
sian plak
"mesin
rosak"
Salam...
ReplyDeletebaru 1st time masuk sini...
emp...hehehe
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ReplyDeleteHABIHA69
ReplyDeletehuhu...mmg bacaan ni utk org dewasa sahaja...
sekali skale ringankan pale...bukan selalu...
e n c h e k || C A M E R A™
haha...org kawen je yg tau pasal mesin basuh nih..
ko mcm dah kawen...haha
fzi
salam fzi...welkam..
enjoi...!
Aa
huhu...lawak org dah akwen...ko dah kawen ke?? :P
hahaha... lawak gak...
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ReplyDeletekuIna Jentayutiara
ReplyDeleteakak ni, cam tak ikhlas je nk ckp posting ni lawak..haha
Jard The Great
same2 kite gelak...
hahahahahhaha
salam ziarah..terkejut gak cikgu boleh wat cite ganas cam ni..pesan saya..apapun kite kena ingat seorang penddik tu perlu ada visi..apa yg nak disampaikan patutnya ada ilmu..barulah dihormati pelajar..-pesanan seorang pelajar-
ReplyDeleteAnonymous
ReplyDeletecume sbg ringankan minda je...
budak2 tak paham bende nih...
just dont take it seriously...
okeh??
lagipon, bende ni tak obvious sgt kan??
terpulang...
itu anak murid cikgu kee... takpelaa.. nasihat menasihati.. apapun joke ni memang funny.
ReplyDeletenuaeman
ReplyDeletehuhu...anak murid dewasa kut...tak pun reader blog nih...
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